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RYMEJUICE POET
Old Saint Nicholas is ticklish I fed Rudolph a laxative
He made a mess on all the roofs and the gifts to kids
Donner and Blitzen were in my kitchen drinking eggnog
Santa is still on the roof I guess he doesn’t like my dog
I wonder how his big butt fits down the slender chimney
I tried to do it once and I ended up with two skinned knees
Rudolph told me about the day that his nose began to glow
It was back in 1970 he had platform hooves and an afro
The Grinch is in jail he always tries to call me collect
That nasty mother sucker is mad because I won’t accept
Santa finally came in my house and yelled HO HO HO!
My wife hated his language so she shot him in his toe
He yelled Ouch fell on the couch and called the police
The cops arrived I said surprise we caught us a thief
Santa went to jail never made bail for doing a crime
I sold all his gifts online and yes I kept every dime
I guess I ruined Christmas but Santa should watch his mouth
The reindeer came in handy I invited the town for venison at my house
Merry Christmas!!
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