Superpsychoanalysticmystic

I took a bite of the sun and wiped my mouth with the moon
I stole the hands from the clock but I’ll return them soon
My house is upside down and I cannot find my phone
It always yells at me and I tell it to please lower its tone
My wife got mad because I threw my soul on the roof
Hey Superman I just put kryptonite in your phone booth
My daughter asked for 20 bucks so I gave her a bank
I rebuilt the Titanic ate a sandwich and then it sank
Dr. Seuss wrecked my car by using a big black bat
I called PITA and told them about the cat in the hat
My wife did all the dishes but first she let them soak
I called Barak Obama and he told me yo mama jokes
Yesterday I found out that Ninja Turtles do exist
Master Splinter smells and Donatello has a lisp
Three weeks ago Buckwheat broke into my home
He stole all the pancakes and my wife’s hot comb
My daughters always argue over the Nintendo Wii
So I gave the controllers to my big angry monkey
Reality shows are full of drama, sex, and money
I usually watch t.v. with my boy the Easter Bunny
I guess the point got lonely and everyone missed it
Signing off it’s yours truly the superpsychoanalysticmystic

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